Being English I have impeccable manners, of course. I am a bit like Joanna Lumley. (Unless I am cross then it’s more like Ray Winstone). Therefore I would never dream of alluding to bodily functions at the dining table
When you’ve been around for as long as Crackling you can spot the phoneys and the attention seekers a mile off. Ai-Ling is clearly different and here’s why.